(Uit het H-D handboek van Edward)
How not to start your Harley:
- ask your neighbour to help you
- push your bike out of the backyard
- connect the Harley battery with an auxilary cable to your neighbour's battery
- protect your ears and start the engine
- drive to the end of the road and come to a sudden standstill
- call a professional mechanic and ask if you can bring the Harley to his workshop
- put the 320 kgs bike on a lorry
- find out you forgot to open the petcock
- blame someone else
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.